SEX, LOVE POTIONS AND ALL THE RAZZAMATAZZ

Sex education, sex advice, sexual anxieties, sex therapies….. magic lotions, creams and rings made of rubber and steel, manuals with techniques, positions and instructions.

From the word go, whether you believe in creation, evolution, alien intervention or reincarnation the fact is you have been exposed to all of the above, and that is just for starters.

Yes, when it comes to sex nothing, and I mean nothing, zero, nada can compare to sex advice – the misconceptions and the remedies offered to cure sexual problems, enhance performance and the biggest draw card of all, get your penis bigger and harder and better.

As a private escort I was never too far away from all the razzamatazz , and all of the above and more have been the topics of discussion. Some good, some bad in a mix of awe, the bizarre and ridicule.

Such discussions and all the wisdom that distils from them were just as common way back in time. The Chinese some 2300 years ago have introduced one of the earliest sex manuals known.
I’m not sure who the author was, but I can assure you it wasn’t a private escort of the old.
Well, you read in this manual that if you have sex with a different virgin every night without ejaculating you will become immortal. Certainly not a good recipe today since there aren’t any virgins left. Of course you can always try role play with an escort, virgin turning into porn star in two hours…

We have the Kama Sutra, the manual to life and eternal love. Then to spice it for maximum effectiveness you go on reading about orgasms and their page ranking, intercourse and a lot of advice about the pleasures of the flesh. Very spiritual and very carnal, yes spicy.

Now we do know there was one private escort, a true courtesan, who actually scribbled on a papyrus the perfect marketing strategy. This well-known high class escort, Philaenis, knew how important it was to making you think how important you are. A classic example of the elite escort the business woman.

During the dark ages there were sex manuals circulating pointing out sexual prejudice against women. Things like sex will drain all your energy, that women were the source of all evil, (please not the escorts) and that all women drain men from their power by having sex with them. There is a lot of truth in that you know! (smile)

Ok enough of the sex manuals and those infinite words of wisdom, how about a little love potion to get you going. Are you interested?

15th Century Venice, a very smart but lower class girl developed a potion with menstrual blood (she claimed it was her own and I believe her), rooster heart, wine and flour. Then she sold it to the upper aristocratic class as potion of love and means of attraction towards her. Well, for some time it did work, and they all fell in love with her and made love to her. And then she was found out as a scammer and put her to death.

Now there were press releases too, in 1561 Isabella Cortese published recommendations for getting your penis straightened. Do you want to know how? I’m smiling now, ok send me an enquiry and I’ll let you in on the secret. But do not send a photograph of your penis, you are talking to an escort.

Oops here is another one of great significance… significant bullshit that is. In the medical text “the functions and disorders of the reproductive organs” (1858) William Acton said the majority of women are not very much troubled with sexual feelings of any kind.
What was he thinking really, this William Acton …..? Whom he was talking to, I wonder.

Another great mind in “Confidential talks with husband and wife” (1900), the book advising those happily married to have sex once weekly, any more is excessive.
It should be once a month with the wife and every week with an escort, I think.

And today, we have vacuum cleaners – but please read “The joy of sex” so you don’t mount it accidentally… just a thought!

A RUNNING COMMENTARY – THE ONE HOUR BOOKING

One hour bookings are the least desirable in terms of getting to know each other and allow time to relax.
They are also the most common, and that derives more often out of a financial necessity. Time constraints with busy schedules often limit the engagement to one hour, regardless of the cost.
Shedding a little light inside the one hour booking is worth a few lines here.

Now meeting someone for the first time point blank, no prelude, and very limited exchange in communication… no visual preparation except looking at a photo image, no anchor points to attach yourself and feel a little more comfortable and at ease.
A knock on the door and then it’s all happening.

For both parties involved, it can be an awkward experience as they try to establish a common ground which will carry both for the remaining time.
The business side must be cleared quickly and discreetly. If that is done smartly and elegantly, it can add to the mystery, fun and arousal. If it gets botched, it will make it more difficult to settle in and have fun.

It doesn’t matter what anybody says, both escort and client must keep some awareness of time and pace the hour to maximize their pleasure. If the client demands sex straight away, and sex is all he wants, it is advisable to let the escort know when he first approaches her.
The norm of course is talk a little, share some opinions, laugh and flirt and start building that rapport. If that takes too long, and extending to another hour is impossible, the intimacy must begin earlier than later so it can develop naturally and uninhibited with the least pressure.

There is nothing worse than starting a sexual act with 5 minutes left on the clock. Yes, a good escort is not a clock watcher. But it is unreasonable to expect a half hour extension so that satisfaction is guaranteed.

Pressure to perform can be an adversary that should be avoided.
The one hour booking needs to be managed well, to get the best out of an hour that has a lot to offer.
The best results are achieved when sex – although a primary motivation for the booking – is placed second to getting to know your escort first.

BBB…What? A Quick Guide to the Jargonic World of Escorts

Have you ever melted into a room, clutching a drink warmed by ten minutes of tight grasping and puzzlement, treading acronyms and confusing terms, trying not to drown in a foreign language though you understand the words themselves? Us too. It’s a common situation, as every industry is littered with jargon almost nobody – besides those in the know – understands, much less reels off on command. Escorts have their own tongue, a seductive tangle of letter arrangement and mysterious words to rifle through; make your appointment enjoyable by communicating your needs and desires in a quick form your escort will understand. It may also help you identify which escort is right for your needs, desires and hidden fantasies!

In alphabetical order, we have trawled the internet, interviewed the escorts of Bucharest and collected a host of terms you NEED to know before you hit the sheets:

BBBJ: What could all of those B’s possibly stand for? Big Breasted Buxom Beauty? Sorry, Marilyn Monroe fans, BBBJ refers to the bareback blowjob. You know, oral WITHOUT Durex getting in the way.

BS: What a load of…not that BS. Clean your mouth out before you spill a curse you can’t take back. Remember, never swear in front of a lady, unless she asks you to, of course. BS stands for body slide, a massage technique utilised by highly skilled, very sexy escorts, sliding over your slippery, oiled body.

CBJ: A sedate and most cousin of BBBJ, CBJ has a love affair with most condom companies; the shortened form of Covered Blowjob, you’ll spy CBJ popping up on a variety of profiles.

CMD: There’s nothing quite like a beautiful blonde, a ripe red head or a brilliant brunette (depending on your tastes); in the age of bottle dyes and beauty salons, it can be disappointing if above and below are mismatched. Never fear, if an escort has kept a natural head of hair, the carpet will match the drapes or CMD.

DATY: Have you heard of the Y? Are you sure? It’s a fresh platter of sensations, sure to make your head spin. Okay, we’ll give you a hint, the Y is below the equatorial naval and starts with C? Still no clue? Why, cunnilingus of course!

DDE: DDE isn’t a new cup size imported by surgery enthusiasts. Doesn’t Do Extras refers to a straight up service for the straight up patron. No ifs, no buts, no bribes, just sweet, sweet satisfaction.

DFK: Are you a fan of the tongue tango? How about an intimate caress and a well-timed exhalation as your mouth moves in for the kill? DFK is for those who like kissing, deep French kissing to be exact, with the face stroking and sighs that accompany it.

FL: When it comes to picking an escort to share your precious time, there are two lanes to choose from. Down lane one resides the sole traders of the escort universe, freelancers in charge of their own activities, cash flow and appointments.

GFE: Have you ever wanted a girlfriend, but only occasionally and when it suits you? Look no further than a GFE (Girlfriend Experience); you will feel special, warmed and treated like the sexiest man or woman on earth. More intense is the HME or Honeymoon Experience, but why don’t you try the GFE first, tiger?

LTR: Expanding on the question posed directly above regarding sometimes girlfriends (or boyfriends), an LTR is a Long Term Relationship. No, you’re not going to move in together, join your bank accounts and slowly yet surely plod toward a marriage proposal. An escort LTR occurs when the escort accepts exclusivity from a client, reliant of payments, affordability and the escorts discretion. Keep in mind, much like your Friday night hook-up, if an escort tires of your pea-cocking or preening, they will “break up” with you, much like the real world. Respect, it should be central to every appointment.

Have we missed something? Do you have a few acronyms of your own to add? Let us know in the comments below.

Bucharest Escorts

These days, it has become very convenient to find the escort services in Bucharest. These services are actually dedicated to give the optimum entertainment and pleasure to their customers. Whenever you think about Bucharest, images of high rise hotels and tall structures come in your mind. However, this sparkling place is the good location for escort enthusiasts also. Bucharest is very famous tourist place. It is not just the great historic city, however you can as well find many fascinating scenic sights & great beaches. The escort services of Bucharest Escorts are major point of the tourist attraction. You may find 100% of client satisfaction with services given by the Escort Bucharest .

Because of the ladies, this should not end up being absolutely no trouble by any means since the town becoming a brand and has a great tradition in prostitution. Nevertheless understand that lots of underage ladies are performing this kind of occupation just, therefore, you know. After you get inside the town, get the Braila model of Anuntul,known as Anuntul de Braila,also have the Romanian perform the chatting for you.

Any word of warning

Those Bucharest escorts girls are extremely passionate whenever she’s into it. So be careful, the missionary position-she may leave scratch marks all around your back that can be tough that you should clarify in order to that someone inside your lifestyle.Costs usually range via three hundred RON (seventy euro) for the hour (generally 2 shots’) with the regular prostitute, possibly late twenties-early 30′s, as much as five hundred RON (one hundred twenty euro) to have an hour with a youthful, fitter 8/10additionally. Romania Escorts

The majority of decent-looking 20-25 year old cost round the four houndred RON (one hundred euro) tag.If you visit a later night time, face-controlled, substantial end as well as pricey pub or club within Bucharest, you are going to find impressive looking ladies.  All dressed up, with crazy hanging out on their minds, also searching for likewise well-appointed, hefty drinking as well as generous guys with the correct “look” as well as “game” to offer the meals, drinks along with the company to have the work done. When you can suit within and keep up, is your choice.

Suppose you want to incorporate pleasure all along with the business activities then you can find high class of escort services in the specific area. With an advent of internet, it has now become very simple to place reservation online to avail these Bucharest services. It also allows you spend the leisure time with these beautiful girls. Without doubt, their notorious and charm activities can catch your eyes! You cannot think about anything in company of the beautiful lady. Bucharest is one of the best place that gives the unparallel escorts services. There is amazing login and boarding in this place and people having any kind of budget can find something there. There are lots of tourist’s come here and having a good time. Sex tourism is on growth here and people love this place.