BBB…What? A Quick Guide to the Jargonic World of Escorts

Have you ever melted into a room, clutching a drink warmed by ten minutes of tight grasping and puzzlement, treading acronyms and confusing terms, trying not to drown in a foreign language though you understand the words themselves? Us too. It’s a common situation, as every industry is littered with jargon almost nobody – besides those in the know – understands, much less reels off on command. Escorts have their own tongue, a seductive tangle of letter arrangement and mysterious words to rifle through; make your appointment enjoyable by communicating your needs and desires in a quick form your escort will understand. It may also help you identify which escort is right for your needs, desires and hidden fantasies!

In alphabetical order, we have trawled the internet, interviewed the escorts of Bucharest and collected a host of terms you NEED to know before you hit the sheets:

BBBJ: What could all of those B’s possibly stand for? Big Breasted Buxom Beauty? Sorry, Marilyn Monroe fans, BBBJ refers to the bareback blowjob. You know, oral WITHOUT Durex getting in the way.

BS: What a load of…not that BS. Clean your mouth out before you spill a curse you can’t take back. Remember, never swear in front of a lady, unless she asks you to, of course. BS stands for body slide, a massage technique utilised by highly skilled, very sexy escorts, sliding over your slippery, oiled body.

CBJ: A sedate and most cousin of BBBJ, CBJ has a love affair with most condom companies; the shortened form of Covered Blowjob, you’ll spy CBJ popping up on a variety of profiles.

CMD: There’s nothing quite like a beautiful blonde, a ripe red head or a brilliant brunette (depending on your tastes); in the age of bottle dyes and beauty salons, it can be disappointing if above and below are mismatched. Never fear, if an escort has kept a natural head of hair, the carpet will match the drapes or CMD.

DATY: Have you heard of the Y? Are you sure? It’s a fresh platter of sensations, sure to make your head spin. Okay, we’ll give you a hint, the Y is below the equatorial naval and starts with C? Still no clue? Why, cunnilingus of course!

DDE: DDE isn’t a new cup size imported by surgery enthusiasts. Doesn’t Do Extras refers to a straight up service for the straight up patron. No ifs, no buts, no bribes, just sweet, sweet satisfaction.

DFK: Are you a fan of the tongue tango? How about an intimate caress and a well-timed exhalation as your mouth moves in for the kill? DFK is for those who like kissing, deep French kissing to be exact, with the face stroking and sighs that accompany it.

FL: When it comes to picking an escort to share your precious time, there are two lanes to choose from. Down lane one resides the sole traders of the escort universe, freelancers in charge of their own activities, cash flow and appointments.

GFE: Have you ever wanted a girlfriend, but only occasionally and when it suits you? Look no further than a GFE (Girlfriend Experience); you will feel special, warmed and treated like the sexiest man or woman on earth. More intense is the HME or Honeymoon Experience, but why don’t you try the GFE first, tiger?

LTR: Expanding on the question posed directly above regarding sometimes girlfriends (or boyfriends), an LTR is a Long Term Relationship. No, you’re not going to move in together, join your bank accounts and slowly yet surely plod toward a marriage proposal. An escort LTR occurs when the escort accepts exclusivity from a client, reliant of payments, affordability and the escorts discretion. Keep in mind, much like your Friday night hook-up, if an escort tires of your pea-cocking or preening, they will “break up” with you, much like the real world. Respect, it should be central to every appointment.

Have we missed something? Do you have a few acronyms of your own to add? Let us know in the comments below.

Women’s Hot Sexual Fantasies

Women’s Hot Sexual Fantasies

If there are hot-blooded males then there are hot-blooded females too. Although women are a bit shy about freely speaking out their sexual preferences and fantasies we are pretty sure most women, under the right circumstances, will admit that they do fantasize a lot, and their intimate fantasies can be as wild and daring as their male counterparts!

We humans have two distinct basic instincts, one is for food which we need for nourishment and strength to survive in this harsh world and the other is SEX, the most potent and vital instinct that ensures the survival of our race. In this male dominated world men are more vocal and transparent about their sexual preferences and desires while women tend to hold back and keep their fantasies and sexual cravings to themselves. We interviewed our beautiful Bucharest Escorts about women’s top sexual fantasies so all of us may have an idea of what women really hunger for in sex and what they want to experience at least once or twice in their sex lives.

These are some of their hot sexual fantasies and the things women wish you knew:

Girl on Girl Action

Let’s face it; women are also sometimes attracted to their own kind. They also tend to check out other girls “assets” and fantasize about being the one playing with those sexy young things. She imagines kissing her and running her fingers through her soft skin, rubbing her tits against her equally luscious boobs, sucking her nipples, licking her pussy and making her scream for more. Lesbian or girl on girl action is one of women’s top fantasies.

Hot Threesome

Some women fantasize a lot about threesomes be it with couples, two men or two other girls. The thought of playing with two sexually aroused bodies and all the intense licking, sucking and fucking actually turn some women on to the max. They fantasize about playing with two instead of just one, imagining all the good things that could happen in a sexually driven awesome hot threesome.

Swingers Club

This fantasy is about joining a wildly insane sex fest. Some women are turned on by the thought of attending an orgy where everyone in the party gets to fuck everyone else. Swinging from one dick to another and passing by some pussies in between is an ultimate fantasy for some super horny ladies.

Male Dominance

Imagine 50 shades of Grey. There are lots of women out there who love being dominated in the bedroom. The thought of experiencing intense pleasure through pain is a big turn especially if their partners are really hot men who know how to bring them on a roller coaster ride of pure sexual adventure.

Dominatrix

This is the exact opposite of the male dominance fantasy mentioned earlier. Some women like being in charge, barking orders and punishing bad boys. The thought of being the one dominating the opposite sex is a huge turn on some women can’t resist.

Call us now and get to know more and experience some of these women’s hot sexual fantasies with our best escorts in Bucharest!