Packing for the Sleepover

I once heard a guy say: “Why would I bring condoms to see my provider? That’s like bringing your own cutlery to a restaurant,” and then a bunch of his buddies started nodding in agreement and high-fiving each other. I’m not here to tell you right from wrong and expect you to just blindly take the pill, but in my experience that is the stupidest analogy I’ve ever heard.

There’s nothing wrong or silly about bringing your own protection to see an escort. Your escort doesn’t know how huge your dick is (I assume you’re a big dick hunk like me) and a one size fits all condoms might be ok for the Average Joe, but you might be one who needs a cover that better adjusts to your needs.

Some escorts might not even have good condoms, some buy the un-lubed kind for any oral services offered and then expect you to use them to fuck them. Even if they use their own lube, those kind of condoms are usually pretty shitty when it comes to providing enough friction to your penis for purposes of ejaculation. Maybe it’s just me, but that kind of situation makes having a good cum pretty difficult.

Extra condoms are always good for whenever you’re planning on popping more than once, too. Your escort might have only prepared the one condom, but your erection is up again 5 minutes after throwing the last one in the garbage can, wouldn’t you be happy to have packed your own so you can prove to your escort that you know how to please a lady twice in a row?

The only potential downside is your escort saying no, I’ve known escorts who for health security reasons do not allow you to use your own condom. If your escort seems like the kind to be concerned about it you should always discuss it beforehand, remember, it’s completely normal, she’s not gonna bat an eye if you say “I like using my own condoms, can I bring ’em?” For her it’s the most normal thing, she might even appreciate your concern.

Not as much as you’ll appreciate using your favorite brand of protection for a professional session, of course.

Traveling Twosomes

I know you’ve thought of it, traveling to a nice European or Asian country where prostitution laws are laxer and the girls are exotic and, above all, will take kindly to you providing her with some of your strong American currency and strong American sex. It’s easier than you think, all it takes is money and I know that in this kind of hobby, money is not an issue. But I suggest you leave the kids and your spouse at home.

Traveling alone is a virtue for those in our hobby, tell your wife/girlfriend and friends that you’ll be taking a business trip, you don’t wanna be carrying anyone when all you’re looking for is to get down and dirty somewhere else in the world. If you think about getting a hobbyist friend to come along with you for your own reimagining of the movie Hostel (the first part of the movie, not the second part…) there’s some things you should have in mind:

Is your friend a party guy? Or are you? Most of these exotic places are known for their partying, drinks and club scenes, some are even known for their drug culture.  While I have no intention of telling you not to overindulge or to be extra careful you need to make sure you’re not gonna be the one person at the hash bar who looks like he’s just seen a ghost after your traveling buddy passes you the hookah hose. Or that your friend isn’t gonna be a stinker about the two of you sharing a vodka bottle before hitting a brothel or nightclub.

Get an extra room if you do end up with a travel buddy.  Although you may be the uninhibited type and love to walk around with your schlong around your ankles, your travel buddy may not be the type. In situations like this, it is always good to have an extra room for your boom boom.  Also, if you are just not in the mood to hook up on a particular night, you won’t have to sit there listening to your buddy slapping and slurping the night away.

To some of us it might seem weird that people would want to do two-people sex tourism, but it’s more common than you’d think, I’ve heard of people who even do co-ed sex tourism. It all depends on what you’re down to do and what you’re down not to do. Have you taken a trip alone to a country for their hobbyist culture? Leave a comment!

Lawnmowing Thoughts

Are you a hairy dude? Don’t answer, I don’t actually want to know, it’s a rhetorical question. Even if you’re not Tom Selleck crossed with the Sasquatch I’m plenty sure you’re a healthy male specimen and as all other specimens you have enough fur on yourself to warrant asking yourself if you should shave or not, and I’m not talking about your beard.

Shaving your bikini area in general is something I wouldn’t recommend, razors can lead to irritation in the softer areas of your body, irritation can lead to infection. Shaving can lead to ingrown hairs, which become impacted and irritate your skin and again, can lead to infection. And the stubble is unbearable both for you and for the provider, stubble scraping against a vulva or a clitoris isn’t a fun experience, or so I’ve been told.

Trimming is always a better option if you ask me, I’ve never had anyone expect me to be completely hair free, just having a well maintained jungle down there is good enough for pretty much any lady in my experience. You don’t risk irritating yourself, the hairs don’t have a chance to become ingrown since you’re not fucking around with your follicles and there’s no issues with stubbles making you and your lady friend itchy.

I would never suggest you trim your bush right before visiting an escort, give it a day or two, recently cut hairs are very abrasive and specially so if you use scissors on them. Plus if you have a small bush left and you haven’t showered up thoroughly the chances of your lady friend catching a loose hair in her mouth is pretty big.

Yes, you are paying the escort to suck you no matter how bushy you are, but believe me, your date will greatly appreciate not having to floss herself with your hair. Your beard is fine though it makes you look like the guy from the Dos Equis ads.

Escort services in Bucharest

A lot has been said about controversial aspects of the escort services. Whereas lots of people go for the escort services for the personal pleasure, and little is said about many various reasons why others opt for such services. The escorts services in Bucharest arguably give many benefits in world of play and work that are overshadowed by common misconceptions and clichés about the industry.

These agencies who venture in the escort service are well experienced at what they provide and they generally use the thorough screening procedure while hiring the escorts. You are rest assured that girls are very carefully chosen to guarantee that they can just give the quality time and the personal satisfaction to each and every client. The High Class Bucharest Escort services make this a point their girls go to the salons for best hygiene and grooming. More significantly, these girls enjoy on what they do & they do not feel down and embarrassed about these services that they offer. It is what sets Bucharest escort services far apart from the prostitution. These girls aren’t coerced or compelled to give these services and are normally very confident and comfortable in what they do.

Brains, beauty, and voluptuous bodies are the typical characteristics of the escorts, however on the top of that; you are likely to expect these girls who are very professional, charismatic, polite, exciting and gracious. They are friendly and outgoing as well as know how they can take care of the clients in a best way possible. Like you might know, the escort service in Bucharest packages come in different forms: you may go out with the sophisticated lady as well as enjoy the romantic dinner date; and you find the gorgeous woman like you are dating for the wedding; you may enjoy the escort company to keep you company throughout for the business lunch, clubbing, shopping, and venture on the relaxing getaway in a company of the femme fatale. Bucharest escorts will also offer the source of enjoyable company since they have the interests as assorted as dancing, cinema, dining, theater, and travel to sports such as golf, horseback riding, skiing, tennis, and many more.

In a few instances, using the escort service in Bucharest is more of the necessity among the rich men who are busy with work and schedules and thus have got no time socializing to meet the gorgeous woman, very less have freedom to maintain the long lasting relationship.

Luxury Girls from Bucharest

Here we will guide you to some of the most pleasant female escorts from Romania, Bucharest  and Brasov. You will be thrilled with excitement after getting the service of most beautiful, sexy female models around the place. If you are in Romania or Bucharest  for a business trip or a visit, you can choose from Bucharest most beautiful escorts and you will be pleased with the services that you will get. All the girls listed on our site  are very professional in their approach and they will give you the best pleasing service that you can ever expect. On our site you will find girls witch are providing  in-call and out-call services in Bucharest and Brasov. We are proud to offer you a huge gallery of girls in Bucharest who can provide  massages in the most beautiful manner. The girls can also escort you in your hotel, your home or any other private places.
Hope we convinced you to give a try to our website  and choose the escort girl that meet your expectations.

Bucharest Escort

These days, it has become very convenient to find the escort services in Bucharest. These services are actually dedicated to give the optimum entertainment and pleasure to their customers. Whenever you think about Bucharest, images of high rise hotels and tall structures come in your mind. However, this sparkling place is the good location for escort enthusiasts also. Bucharest is very famous tourist place. It is not just the great historic city, however you can as well find many fascinating scenic sights & great beaches. The escort services of Bucharest are major point of the tourist attraction. You may find 100% of client satisfaction with services given by the Escort Bucharest.

Because of the ladies, this should not end up being absolutely no trouble by any means since the town becoming a brand and has a great tradition in prostitution. Nevertheless understand that lots of underage ladies are performing this kind of occupation just, therefore, you know. After you get inside the town, get the Braila model of Anuntul,known as Anuntul de Braila,also have the Romanian perform the chatting for you.

Any word of warning

Those Bucharest escorts girls are extremely passionate whenever she’s into it. So be careful, the missionary position-she may leave scratch marks all around your back that can be tough that you should clarify in order to that someone inside your lifestyle.Costs usually range via three hundred RON (seventy euro) for the hour (generally 2 shots’) with the regular prostitute, possibly late twenties-early 30’s, as much as five hundred RON (one hundred twenty euro) to have an hour with a youthful, fitter 8/10additionally.

The majority of decent-looking 20-25 year old cost round the four houndred RON (one hundred euro) tag.If you visit a later night time, face-controlled, substantial end as well as pricey pub or club within Bucharest, you are going to find impressive looking ladies.  All dressed up, with crazy hanging out on their minds, also searching for likewise well-appointed, hefty drinking as well as generous guys with the correct “look” as well as “game” to offer the meals, drinks along with the company to have the work done. When you can suit within and keep up, is your choice.

Suppose you want to incorporate pleasure all along with the business activities then you can find high class of escort services in the specific area. With an advent of internet, it has now become very simple to place reservation online to avail these Bucharest services. It also allows you spend the leisure time with these beautiful girls. Without doubt, their notorious and charm activities can catch your eyes! You cannot think about anything in company of the beautiful lady. Bucharest is one of the best place that gives the unparallel escorts services. There is amazing login and boarding in this place and people having any kind of budget can find something there. There are lots of tourist’s come here and having a good time. Sex tourism is on growth here and people love this place.

SEX, LOVE POTIONS AND ALL THE RAZZAMATAZZ

Sex education, sex advice, sexual anxieties, sex therapies….. magic lotions, creams and rings made of rubber and steel, manuals with techniques, positions and instructions.

From the word go, whether you believe in creation, evolution, alien intervention or reincarnation the fact is you have been exposed to all of the above, and that is just for starters.

Yes, when it comes to sex nothing, and I mean nothing, zero, nada can compare to sex advice – the misconceptions and the remedies offered to cure sexual problems, enhance performance and the biggest draw card of all, get your penis bigger and harder and better.

As a private escort I was never too far away from all the razzamatazz , and all of the above and more have been the topics of discussion. Some good, some bad in a mix of awe, the bizarre and ridicule.

Such discussions and all the wisdom that distils from them were just as common way back in time. The Chinese some 2300 years ago have introduced one of the earliest sex manuals known.
I’m not sure who the author was, but I can assure you it wasn’t a private escort of the old.
Well, you read in this manual that if you have sex with a different virgin every night without ejaculating you will become immortal. Certainly not a good recipe today since there aren’t any virgins left. Of course you can always try role play with an escort, virgin turning into porn star in two hours…

We have the Kama Sutra, the manual to life and eternal love. Then to spice it for maximum effectiveness you go on reading about orgasms and their page ranking, intercourse and a lot of advice about the pleasures of the flesh. Very spiritual and very carnal, yes spicy.

Now we do know there was one private escort, a true courtesan, who actually scribbled on a papyrus the perfect marketing strategy. This well-known high class escort, Philaenis, knew how important it was to making you think how important you are. A classic example of the elite escort the business woman.

During the dark ages there were sex manuals circulating pointing out sexual prejudice against women. Things like sex will drain all your energy, that women were the source of all evil, (please not the escorts) and that all women drain men from their power by having sex with them. There is a lot of truth in that you know! (smile)

Ok enough of the sex manuals and those infinite words of wisdom, how about a little love potion to get you going. Are you interested?

15th Century Venice, a very smart but lower class girl developed a potion with menstrual blood (she claimed it was her own and I believe her), rooster heart, wine and flour. Then she sold it to the upper aristocratic class as potion of love and means of attraction towards her. Well, for some time it did work, and they all fell in love with her and made love to her. And then she was found out as a scammer and put her to death.

Now there were press releases too, in 1561 Isabella Cortese published recommendations for getting your penis straightened. Do you want to know how? I’m smiling now, ok send me an enquiry and I’ll let you in on the secret. But do not send a photograph of your penis, you are talking to an escort.

Oops here is another one of great significance… significant bullshit that is. In the medical text “the functions and disorders of the reproductive organs” (1858) William Acton said the majority of women are not very much troubled with sexual feelings of any kind.
What was he thinking really, this William Acton …..? Whom he was talking to, I wonder.

Another great mind in “Confidential talks with husband and wife” (1900), the book advising those happily married to have sex once weekly, any more is excessive.
It should be once a month with the wife and every week with an escort, I think.

And today, we have vacuum cleaners – but please read “The joy of sex” so you don’t mount it accidentally… just a thought!

BBB…What? A Quick Guide to the Jargonic World of Escorts

Have you ever melted into a room, clutching a drink warmed by ten minutes of tight grasping and puzzlement, treading acronyms and confusing terms, trying not to drown in a foreign language though you understand the words themselves? Us too. It’s a common situation, as every industry is littered with jargon almost nobody – besides those in the know – understands, much less reels off on command. Escorts have their own tongue, a seductive tangle of letter arrangement and mysterious words to rifle through; make your appointment enjoyable by communicating your needs and desires in a quick form your escort will understand. It may also help you identify which escort is right for your needs, desires and hidden fantasies!

In alphabetical order, we have trawled the internet, interviewed the escorts of Bucharest and collected a host of terms you NEED to know before you hit the sheets:

BBBJ: What could all of those B’s possibly stand for? Big Breasted Buxom Beauty? Sorry, Marilyn Monroe fans, BBBJ refers to the bareback blowjob. You know, oral WITHOUT Durex getting in the way.

BS: What a load of…not that BS. Clean your mouth out before you spill a curse you can’t take back. Remember, never swear in front of a lady, unless she asks you to, of course. BS stands for body slide, a massage technique utilised by highly skilled, very sexy escorts, sliding over your slippery, oiled body.

CBJ: A sedate and most cousin of BBBJ, CBJ has a love affair with most condom companies; the shortened form of Covered Blowjob, you’ll spy CBJ popping up on a variety of profiles.

CMD: There’s nothing quite like a beautiful blonde, a ripe red head or a brilliant brunette (depending on your tastes); in the age of bottle dyes and beauty salons, it can be disappointing if above and below are mismatched. Never fear, if an escort has kept a natural head of hair, the carpet will match the drapes or CMD.

DATY: Have you heard of the Y? Are you sure? It’s a fresh platter of sensations, sure to make your head spin. Okay, we’ll give you a hint, the Y is below the equatorial naval and starts with C? Still no clue? Why, cunnilingus of course!

DDE: DDE isn’t a new cup size imported by surgery enthusiasts. Doesn’t Do Extras refers to a straight up service for the straight up patron. No ifs, no buts, no bribes, just sweet, sweet satisfaction.

DFK: Are you a fan of the tongue tango? How about an intimate caress and a well-timed exhalation as your mouth moves in for the kill? DFK is for those who like kissing, deep French kissing to be exact, with the face stroking and sighs that accompany it.

FL: When it comes to picking an escort to share your precious time, there are two lanes to choose from. Down lane one resides the sole traders of the escort universe, freelancers in charge of their own activities, cash flow and appointments.

GFE: Have you ever wanted a girlfriend, but only occasionally and when it suits you? Look no further than a GFE (Girlfriend Experience); you will feel special, warmed and treated like the sexiest man or woman on earth. More intense is the HME or Honeymoon Experience, but why don’t you try the GFE first, tiger?

LTR: Expanding on the question posed directly above regarding sometimes girlfriends (or boyfriends), an LTR is a Long Term Relationship. No, you’re not going to move in together, join your bank accounts and slowly yet surely plod toward a marriage proposal. An escort LTR occurs when the escort accepts exclusivity from a client, reliant of payments, affordability and the escorts discretion. Keep in mind, much like your Friday night hook-up, if an escort tires of your pea-cocking or preening, they will “break up” with you, much like the real world. Respect, it should be central to every appointment.

Have we missed something? Do you have a few acronyms of your own to add? Let us know in the comments below.

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